A Lady’s Warning 🪶 Unisex T-shirt
Dearest loyal observer,
one must occasionally remind the ton that our pleasant disposition is a choice, not a permanent affliction.
Presenting a garment that whispers what your eyes are already screaming: “I Could Be Meaner.”
Crafted for the modern wit who values both a biting retort and unparalleled luxury, this vestment ensures you remain entirely unbothered while turning heads in the promenade.
The Fabric of a True Icon
• The Softest Armor: Fashioned from a medium-weight textile (180\text{ g/m}^2) of absolute 100% pure cotton. It offers the wearer year-round comfort, surviving both the heat of a summer ball and the frost of a cold shoulder with lasting durability.
• The Perfect Silhouette: Boasting a classic fit that ensures a relaxed, comfortable wear. The traditional crew neckline lends a neat, timeless look, allowing you to blend seamlessly into any occasion, be it a casual stroll through the gardens or a semi-formal assembly.
• Pure Comfort, No Irritation: Features a tear-away label, guaranteeing a completely scratch-free experience. No dreadful chafing or discomfort shall distract you from your clever schemes.
Ethically Sourced for the Discerning Thron Member: A Note on Sustainability: A lady of quality cares for the realm. This garment is constructed using 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested. As a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, it ensures the highest standards of sustainable production. Furthermore, this piece is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100, verifying its absolute purity.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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